The 21st Century Idioteque Manifesto
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Siri suggests you call “Mom”.
Siri suggests you open “Kegel Exercises”.
Notification: You have not drank enough water today. Click on this notification to log your cups right now!
Notification: Your iPhone 12 named “iPhone 12” detected sound, named “Farting”.
Low battery: Turn on low power mode.
Charging complete.
The ETA to “Work” is 18 minutes. The estimated work today is 10 hours without compensation.
Sometimes, I envy the seniors, who stay at nursing homes. I envy the prisoners. I envy the people who got their freedom taken away. My freedom is tied with a string, dangling in front of me which is worse, because I can never reach it with my face.
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